Friday, July 31, 2015

Dinosaurs in the Redwoods! Crashing Glass! Last chapter - Harvey trip

A Dinosaur Park on the Oregon Coast!



 

We Packed As Much As We Could into the Last Couple Days!


The Harvey trip was past the halfway point as we rolled on in our big recreational vehicle, and by this time we have figured out a rhythm and are getting in the groove, or so it seemed.   We stayed the night in a campground called Humbug Mountain; it was one that we were familiar with, having stayed there in the past a few times. 
In fact, we have some iconic family pictures of Fiona on the beach way back in the early days when we first moved to Oregon in 1977, and then about ten years later with our own kids on the same beach when they were just little.  So naturally we had to get another updated picture of Fiona in the same spot this time with the grandsons. 



Me and the boys set out on a hike, and started up the trail to the top of Humbug Mtn.  This turned out to be not a good idea.  The trail quickly became steep and then very steep, and of course the little guys were dashing about carelessly close to a narrow path with a severe drop off.  I couldn’t relax and enjoy the beautiful scenery, I was too nervous they would plunge off the edge.  And they began to wrestle and push each other and I said “Right!  Okay!  (I’ve had enough of this!) … it’s time to head back down … hey, let’s go to the beach!”



And they yelled “Awesome!” and began to race back down the hill.  I shouted “easy now!” but do you think they listened? By the time we got back to the Harvey (get it? Harvey = RV?) Fiona had some yummy breakfast and the boys dug into it.  They ate really hearty for the most part on this trip, which was one of the concerns going in.   We didn’t take a lot of Mackie Cheese and Goldfish.  We had real food for the most part.   And all that eating gave them a lot of energy.
Once breakfast was over, we walked the mile or so to the beach.  It was a glorious sunny day with not much wind.  And of course the boys immediately began to run and splash in the water and get wet.  By this time, we were running out of dry clothes, or any clothes for that matter.  What to do?  They were going to ruin what they were wearing.   So I suggested they strip down to their underwear and t-shirts and just play in the water that way.  Initially they were a bit reluctant, and looked around.  But it was still mid-morning and there weren’t many people down there.  
I think Yoppie was the first one to yank off his pants.  Then Jackson and Sam followed.  They loved it – running around in their underpants in public!  What could be better?!?!  And sure enough, they got their shirts soaked so off they came too.  They were stripped down to almost nothing.  They had a great time!  Jackson told the boys “If anyone says anything, just tell them we’re wearing Speedo’s!”  They played with complete abandon, and laughed so hard you could hear them all up and down the beach.




 

Eventually we got them out of the water and kind of forced them to take showers.  One draw back to a Harvey is that they don’t usually have a bath tub.  So the boys were almost constantly dirty from head to toe, even with splashing in the ocean.  In fact, when we finally got home we tossed them all into the tub together and you should have seen the water when they were done!  It was like brown sludge, it looked like thick beef broth or something nasty.

Anyway, we took off with another fun destination in mind.  There was a really cool dinosaur park up the road about twenty miles.  It looked like one of those super cheesy road side attractions, but since we had committed to this, we traipsed in, and it was really great!  A lot of fun.  The kids knew the names of most of the big critters.  It was actually pretty well done, and even looked a bit like Jurassic Park in the woods.



So we kept going, this was to be the longest day of driving we had the whole trip.  We were heading to the redwoods and crossed the border into California, the land of high gas prices.  It cost a stinking fortune to fill the Harvey.  It was quite a journey down past Crescent City to a campground called Del Norte.  It was supposed to be smack dab in the Redwoods, but it … wasn’t really.  In fact, it was kinda rough and, dare we say, primitive?
Things began to take a turn for the worse.  Just as we were pulling up to the Ranger station to get checked in, we hit a major bump in the road and the cabinet doors flew open inside the Harvey and there was a tremendous loud crash when the dishes fell out!  They smashed into fifty thousand pieces!  Well, maybe a thousand.  Man, it was bad.  And the boys had bare feet.  Fiona shouted “nobody move!”  Important note to RV rental companies – don’t use glass dishes, use plastic. 
And in the meantime, I pull up to the Ranger guy and he looks at me and asks “everything okay sir?”   “Oh, sure,” I say “just a minor disaster … merely a flesh wound”.
It took us a long time to get all the glass pieces picked up.  We were finding shards for the next couple days.  Fortunately the boys played outside and rode their bikes forever. 




Oh, and another unfortunate thing happened.  The campsite had no hookups!  What?  You mean we have to rough it here?  No electricity and no water?  What kind of camping … oh wait … we are supposed to be camping, right?  It turned out to be okay.  We made another campfire and worked on our s’more techniques




 And Fiona read the boys a story by flashlight and we all slept pretty good.  It was a fun night.  But one more indignity faced us (or me, to be more accurate).  I had to dump the tanks from the Harvey and they had facilities there, even though the place was pretty basic.  So I managed to dump the “grey” water and then the “poopy” water – important note:  we had pretty much forbid the boys to poop in the Harvey so it was just pee and whatnot. 
The only thing left to do was wash out the sewer hookup, and there was a water hose hanging from a pole.  I turned it on and it was high pressure and jerked out of my hand and began flying around spraying water everywhere and mostly on me.  Jackson was watching the whole thing from inside the Harvey and he started yelling.  I couldn’t get a grip on the wildly gyrating hose.  I mean the thing was strong, like a raging boa constrictor.  It was like trying to grab an out-of-control fire hose.  I got soaked!  I figured I would try to turn the water off, and the handle came off in my hand.  What a bummer!
I finally got things cleaned up and when I opened door to get back in the rig, Fiona looked at me and we both just started laughing.  It was hilarious.  She said “that better not be poop on you!”


The next day, which was the last day of the trip before we returned home, we made a point to visit the Jedediah Smith Redwood State Park.  It took some doing in the Harvey, but it was worth it.  We hiked down to a bridge over the river and crossed over into the Stout Grove, a relatively unblemished forest of old growth Redwoods.  



It was spectacular.  We hiked for quite a ways among the giants.  The boys ran and jumped and climbed and had a ton of fun. 





It was a great way to finish up the trip only we weren’t’ done.  We hit one last campsite before the long drive home.  Lo and behold they were hosting a bluegrass festival the next morning and we were able to enjoy that while the boys did some “fishing”.  




Never a dull moment?  Hopefully lots of stories for the boys to remember. 

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